Stoner Christmas Gifts 2019

What’s rocking in the stocking?

Spread some festive cheer this year with our list of Christmas gifts, guaranteed to put a smile on any stoner’s face.
Keep them puffing, rolling and toking in style with stoner gifts to get the Ganja bell rocking!

CBD Christmas Pud

Light it up

Unlike sparking a spliff at the Christmas table, even your most strait-laced relatives won’t object to you getting a hit of the calming CBD via this delicious handmade pudding.

A festive and fun way of getting your greens.

Grab a pudding or two from firebox.com 

£9.99

Glow Tray

See ’em rolling

Chore no more, skinning up with this on your lap is made easy with these nifty LED trays, guaranteed to really light up a room.

Available in collaboration with big name cannabis brands like Cookies, Zkittlez, Runtz, and Alien Labs to name a few.

Available online.

£75.00

Stir Crazy

Bake and get baked

Once you have exhausted all conversation with the relations, it’s handy to have a book to hide behind. We’ve hand picked a couple of classics for the seasoned tokers out there.

This wonderfully illustrated and straight forward book explains how to master the art of cooking with cannabis. 

Get this step-by-step guide to cannabis edibles here.

£7.95

Joint Rolling Handbook

Absolutely Spliffing

Ever wondered how to roll a pure Nepalese Pipebomb, wrap a five star Cohiba Blunt or spot a prize-winning bud?

Whether you are a ten-thumbed dribbler or a diamond-knuckled spliff-meister, this book has everything you will ever need to know, but will be far too stoned to remember.

A perfect gift, available here.

£5.95

Rubik’s Cube Stash Safe

Hide in plain sight

Looking for a new place to hide your bud? Check out this nifty Rubik’s Cube Stash Safe.

Don’t worry, you don’t have to complete the cube before you can unlock your hoard; just turn the middle three layers in a specific combination to access the goodies.

Available online here.

£21.00

Pure Innocence CBD

Bedtime Bears

Everyone likes getting chocolate for Christmas.

10 delectable bears per box, 3 mg of cannabidiol hemp extract per bear.

Won’t have you tripping, just chilling.

Get the bears from hampshirecanna.com

£6.99

Silicone Bong

Hits from the bong

This silicone bong with glass percolator features a removable silicone base and mouthpiece, glass shower head percolator and glass stem and bowl.

Each piece is detachable which means maintaining and cleaning your bong is a breeze.

These are great for travelling or for those who have a tendency to drop or break their glass.

Available in various colours, here.

£39.99

THTC Socks

Sock to suit you

Christmas present clichés can be hard to get away from but, unlike the novelty tie, socks are one of the best gifts to give a stoner! 

We can personally recommend THTC’s line of hemp socks.

THTC are also renowned for their radical and music-related T-shirt designs.

Get ’em whilst you can here.

£12.00

Seditious Cards

Happy F*cking Christmas!

About ready to go cold turkey on Christmas consumerism?

Send these rebellious cards to your nearest and dearest; with reference to popular drug culture, digs at organised religion and multi-national corporations.

8 different designs per pack. These cards are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. 

Available online.

£8.00

So there you have it. A bumper selection of the latest and greatest gifts for stoners this Christmas.

Hit us up in the comment section if you think we’ve missed anything off our stoner wish list – we may even add it to the list if it’s good enough 🙂